Caption Game

[nima]

Elliot: OMG! I am so excited that Ive joined a really cool death metal band that is WAY more better than Coldread, Steel Toed Youth and Legion of Fury! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!




RJ: That, is my girlfriend, Nima, over there. She could totally kick @$$.

[Elliot's Girl]

RJ: What's more hotter in the world than to see your woman kick butt. My lady kicks butt like the devil Lara Croft: Tomb Raider herself.


Denahi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THAT'S THE 12TH TIME KENAI BROKE MY FAVORITE BARNEY TOY THIS MONTH!! *Wails like a big baby*

[nima]

Denahi: *sings* Its raining...its pouring...the old man is snoring....he wet his head.......he bumped his head...aw forget it! Ive had a bad day.



Lilo: Hi, I would love to order 12 pepperoni and pineapple pizza with no fries please....also there is a dead white rat in my room! Oh and I also want to buy that lovely watch ive just saw on QVC.

Operator: Uh....I think youve reached the wrong number. Is there a certain place you are looking for?

Lilo: Could you give me some Whopper with no onions?

Operator: *hangs up*

Lilo: Hello?

[Elliot's Girl]

Lilo: Officer, if you won't beat up Angel for me, I will send you to Judge Judy....and pick up a special whopper to go.


Thunderbolt: *Gasps* OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! I WET DENAHI'S PISSING BED!!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME AND GIVE ME SHOTS UNTIL I DIE AS A TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!! OOOOH THE PAIN!!! OW, IT HURTS!!

[nima]

Thunderbolt: OMG! I think I'm on my period!



Anne-Marie: Charlie, where do babies come from?

Charlie: Good question, kid! Hey itchy, have you checked that up yet?

Itchy: The book says none of your business!

[Elliot's Girl]

Anne-Marie: Charlie, what happen to the terrorists?
Charlie: That's a good question you ask kid. Go see the Boondocks. They'll tell ya yourself.
Itchy: According to this book, it says the terrorists once gave birth to tiny mini little Potterheads who are as retarded as a bowl of potato juice.


Thunderbolt: OMG THE PAIN, THE PAIN!! OW, I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH!! Oh no wait, that's just me being on my period again. *Screams like a girl*

[Icy Rose]

Thunderbolt: I am not gonna fall in love!



Roscoe: Get out of my way Dodger!
Dodger: Leave Angel alone!

[Savrone]

Dodger: I told you...your nose is too big to be seen in town
Roscoe: Like it's any bigger than yours!



Elliot: ARGH! He's squeezing my butt!!!!

[Elliot's Girl]

(LOL that's a good one XDD)

Elliot: OMG I....CAN'T...BREATHE!! I'M LOSING MIND CONTROL!! I mean....self control! Or was it birth control. RYAN, DON'T LEAVE ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Boog: *Thinks* I hate it when he watches random drama soap operas.


Boog and Elliot: *Sings* Ding! Fries are done. I gotta run. I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers. I wear paper hats. Would you like a apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done. I gotta run. Don't touch the fires in hot fat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts. Whould you like a apple pie with that? Wait for the bell. Can't hear the bell. Where is the bell? Wait for the bell. Ding! Fries are done.

[Savrone]

Elliot: I told you that you can see the sheep from here!!!



Stitch: RAWR

[Elliot's Girl]

Stitch: I am woof...I mean alien. Hear me roar!! *Lets out a cute small squeak* Mew


Elliot: Boog guess what? I just save a lot of money on my car insurance.

[jsalinari83]

Peter: God I can't Believe Kenai married Nita
Brian: Omg just the thought of that makes me sick
Stewie: I am going to kill Nita when I stop throwing up
Chris: Dad help me I can't stop
Lois: What happend in here!
Everybody: Nita married Kenai

[Elliot's Girl]

Nita: I shall smash dee with me speer. *Makes a big farting sound*
Kenai: WTF?!?!!? O.O

[midnight]

Kenai: Nita... look out... there's a HUGE fish about to...
Nita: Ahhhh!!
Fish on the left: *CHOMP!!*

[Elliot's Girl]

RJ: Oh my god.....is that Angel and Giselle.....WEARING MEN'S UNDERWEAR?!?!!?!?