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Post by dashnaw on Oct 12, 2007 14:26:57 GMT -5
Shaw: I've got my gun, I've got my knife, I've got my jeep.... Now all I need is that darn Deer and his Bear friend....
Tell me, who do you think your looking at? huh? Questions? Now why should I answer any of your rediculous questions? I don't care if you haven't asked them yet.. All questions are rediculous and a complete waste of my time, which could've been better used on my precious "Operation, Exterminate all Wildlife"!
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Post by Elliot's Girl on Oct 12, 2007 14:30:18 GMT -5
Okay Shaw, let's not get carried away. All of you stars are welcome to be talking to the fans and answering their questions, even you. Now stop the bad attitude and let's get started.
Question.....what make you thought about becoming a hunter in the first place?
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Post by dashnaw on Oct 12, 2007 14:37:41 GMT -5
Shaw:
My god.... Learn to spell girl, before asking me any other pointless questions!
I hunt because I hate animals, each and every one of them deserve nothing less, than being stomped upon, by me.... Animals are evil beings bent on world domination.... I'm actually saving the human species, from total annihilation, including you....
Don't you just love the smell of fresh gun-powder, in the morning? Don't you just love stalking your prey all morning, to finally take it down with a well-placed shot? I love the taste of fresh meat, and the sight of numerous trophies hanging on your wall? I do...... Now get out of my face!
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Post by Siman on Oct 12, 2007 14:39:28 GMT -5
is that gun you have a 30ot 6? Also what would you rather have a Barrett M107 or a Remington 700?
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Post by dashnaw on Oct 12, 2007 15:01:47 GMT -5
Shaw:
That is an insult... Lorraine is not some crappy 30ot 6, I designed and developed her, from scratch, she's completely custom designed.. My love..... She is mine, and mine alone! She holds 8 shots, packs the combined firepower of a 0.338 Magnum and a the barrett M107, and has an effective range up to 300 meters..
NO, Lorraine is mine and mine alone... No rifle can replace! How dare you even suggest that.....Lorraine is more than capable of taking down the largest animals in these regions!
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Post by Siman on Oct 12, 2007 15:10:40 GMT -5
man jest wondering but that m107 is a 50 cal you can blow apart a bear at a mile with that and be able to fire again since its a semi-automatic it should be able to put more bullets down range than that gun you got. O well hay did you ever get that truck fixed from that deer kicking it?
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Post by dashnaw on Oct 13, 2007 10:51:01 GMT -5
Shaw:
Lorraine is not a Barrett M107! Remember that... Lorraine is unique, as stated before, Lorraine has the combined firepower of a .338 Winchester and a Barrett M107... NOT THE SAME ABILITIES! Due to significantly improved recoil suspension in Lorraines barrel (hence its reduced effective range, compared to the M107), it is possible to carry and shoot Lorraine while standing, unlike the Barrett M107, where you need to lay down!
The Barrett M107 is a horrible hunting rifle, trust me, tried one already... Takes to long to actually get an aim on your target, it also rendered one of my favorite sports useless (driving and shooting at the same time)!
Grrrr.... I shot that deer! Skinned it, and used it's fur to redecorate the interior of my truck! Makes driving much more enjoyable!
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Post by Elliot's Girl on Oct 13, 2007 22:32:28 GMT -5
Uhhh....ohhh....kay. I don't know if skinning an animal is part of the rules so you might wanna tone down the killing stuff Shaw. Sorry to say but I'm the one who owns Elliot's Season here, mind you.
I got another question I've been wanting to ask. Why did you named your gun Lorraine?
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Post by Siman on Oct 14, 2007 11:33:36 GMT -5
um the Barret has the recoil of a shot gun you can fire it wile standing. It disperses the recoil of the 50 cal through out the gun. i think it makes a grate hunting rifle killed and skinned in less than .5 seconds lol. yah there wouldn't be much left of it its accuracy is vary good considering known to blow a man in half at a mile.
o well ill add another q onto nadine's how long did it take to build Lorraine?
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Post by dashnaw on Nov 20, 2007 12:32:34 GMT -5
*Shaw walks inside the chat-room, kicks back in a chair, grabs his knife, and begins to brutally skin a couple of rabbits*
Shaw: Ugh, sorry bout my departure.... But you know..... Sometimes I simply have the urge to HUNT... *Shaw smiles wickedly*
Anyways, Siman, I don't care what you think you know..... The fact is you are wrong.... Things aren't what they seem, heck I'm not who I seem.... For crying out loud, I look like a friggin cartoon character, and what idiot would name a city Timberline, in the first place? *Shaw mumbles "probably some wanna-be human animal"*
*Shaw settles down again* As for Lorraine, Nadine, I named Lorraine after a sticker on my frigde *Shaw says, clearly not telling the truth* Including the initial planning, testing, calculating, and drafting fase, it took me aproximately 5-6 days to finish Lorraine... Don't ask me how! I'm unnatural! Oh, and Nadine, why the heck do you want to know anything about my love? It's non of your bussiness, and it's not like you'll ever have the privilege of using her!!! *Shaw smiles wickedly at Siman and Nadine* I'm mean *evil laughter*!
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Post by Elliot's Girl on Nov 20, 2007 23:20:53 GMT -5
Okay...you're officaly creeping me out Shaw. I never said I wanted to use her, I was just curious cause I've watch the movie so many times, it made me wonder why you ever use a gun with a girl's name on it. I thought you named her after a woman named Lorraine, but I'm getting the feeling you may be lying. And what was with the human-animal thing?!  Sorry, that wasn't part of my question. I must of gotten lost with all that gun talk you and Siman were discussing about. Anyway, onto my question. Have you ever consider getting a job? Sorry, that sounded stupid, but hey...it's a chat with the characters thing. What can I do about it?  |
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Post by dashnaw on Nov 21, 2007 12:22:22 GMT -5
(Of topic: A wanna-be-Human animal is an animal that imitates human behaviour (Elliot/Boog) )...
Shaw; A JOB!!!!......? *shaw screams, obviously offended*.... I have a job..... Hunting is my job, my profession, it's what I do!...Where do you think those fancy furs, that rich people wear, come from? They come from me, and like-minded hunters....!!!
Oh, and in my spare time, I'm a movie star....!!! Ever heard of Open Season? No? To bad, it's the ultimate hunter movie, starring me as one of the lead characters!
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Post by Elliot's Girl on Nov 21, 2007 23:50:56 GMT -5
Uhhh...I hate to break it to you Shaw, but you're cast as the villian of the movie, Boog and Elliot are the main stars. I wouldn't watch anything that involes having those poor animals killed for nothing, whether it's a sport or not. And yes, I have seen Open Season....many times. I know the movie by heart, I'm not stupid you know.
Forgive me for bragging so much, I'm going off topic. Did you ever try to escape from Bob and Bobbie after they caught you and thought you were Bigfoot?
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Post by dashnaw on Nov 22, 2007 12:26:44 GMT -5
Shaw: Bigfoot? Ha Ha Like theres such a thing as a Bigfoot..... No, if Bigfoot existed, the only place you would possibly find Bigfoot is on my trophy wall.......
Bob and Bobbie are those scientists looking for Bigfoot, right? Nah, no need to escape from them, since they both travelled home, after their dog wen't missing!
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Post by Elliot's Girl on Nov 22, 2007 12:42:23 GMT -5
Hmmm....guess you didn't plan much of an escape after they caught you at the end of the movie. When I was watching the animal commentaries on the Open Season DVD, the cute little porcupine said you brought donuts on the set. Is that true?
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