Elliot's Academy

[elliotdude]

Elliot's Academy is a fanfiction prequel to Open Season. It talks about Elliot's days in the herd as a private and a leader to the Alpha 5 Squadron, how he met and fell in love with Giselle, and how he was kicked out of the herd. On a side note, it will take me long time to think of a script.

[Elliot's Girl]

Awww....when I first saw this, I thought you were actaully gonna write it. It be nice if you did, so we can get more info to what happen to Elliot in the heard before Ian kicked him out.

EDITED: I just noticed you edited your post. I hope we get to read your fanfic soon Elliotdude, sounds like it's gonna be interesting to read.....but I'm gonna have to find a way to ingore the Giselle parts. I don't like Giselle at all...still I wanna get a good look to what happen to Elliot in the herd before he got kicked out and met Boog. Even if it does take you a long time to make a script of it, don't worry...we can wait. ^^

[elliotdude]

Ok here it is: Elliot's Academy Scene 1
(Pitch Black)
Elliot (narrating): Life. In my experience life is like a leaf. When Spring has sprung you start life anew. But when Fall comes you get dried up and change color and fall to the ground and that's it. Game over man! Game over! (Ahem) Sorry. Anyway my life was completely different that yours. Sure I had great parents, 3 square meals a day, but times were changin'. I was on the big trip of the life time, not the open road, not the interstate, not the...
Deer #1: Who are you talking to?
(Record player needle stops violently and we see Elliot and a herd of deer.)
Elliot: I'm narrarting my monologue.
Elliot(narrator): Yep that's me. Back when I was young, cute, and with 2 antlers. Here I am with over thousands of deer I never even met. Except for Kevin, Moe, Mike, Roger, Ned, Henry, Steve, Jack, Stan, um... anyway as I stated before my life was going to change forever.
Deer assistant: Ateeeeeeeeeention!
(all deer pay attention)
Deer Assistant: Make way for Sergeant Major of the Herd, Ian!
Nerdy Deer: Where? I don't see him.
(Nerdy deer then gets trampled by Ian. Ian aproches)
Ian: Hello...maggots! I know why all of you are here. So you can have fun and fancy free?
(All deer agree)
Ian: Wrong!
(All deer get frightened)
Ian: You're here because you are weak, pathetic, whimpy, scared of anything you see.
Deer #2: No were not!
(Deer #2 sees a cute butterfly)
Deer #2: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! BUTTEREFLY!!!!!!!!!!
(Deer #2 runs away screaming then pause)
Ian: As I was saying, you are here to become strong, proud, fearless leaders of tommorow.
(Ian then looks at Elliot)
Ian: Except you. You won't last a day.
Elliot: Um... permission to die trying sir.
Ian: We'll see. (to the deer) Let me assure you, your teeth will grind, your legs will ache and eyes will squint so you'll think you looked at the sun too long. Now without further ado, let the training begin.

End of Scene 1. Scene 2 coming soon.

[Elliot's Girl]

Wow! That's incredible. I can picture Elliot telling this story already. Great job Elliotdude. Keep it coming. I can't wait to read more of this.

[elliotdude]

Now here's Scene 2 of Elliot's Academy

(Elliot's in line with a bunch of other deer waiting to get their ranks. 2 Specialists Deers (One is named Boskov) with Eurasian accents (They're alot like fashion designers) inspect a deer named Sam)

Dear Specialist #1 (Boskov): Hmm. vhat do you think?
Dear Specialist #2: I don't know. (To Sam) Tell me, vhat are your hobbies dahling?
Sam: Well...um... I like quiet afternoons, running in the day time, swimming in puddles of mud, oh, I also like-
Dear Specialist #2: Ok that's enough! Thank you dahling. Vhat do you think Boskov?
Boskov: I see him as a....coporal. Yes! Coporal for Deer Brigade 9.
Sam: Yay!
Dear Specialist #2: No, no, no! Stop it! A coporal dosen't say "Yay!" like a jumping school girl, he takes his rank and goes vhere he's assigned to go. Get it?
Sam: Got it.
Deer Specialist #2: Now go!
(Sam leaves)
Deer Specialist #2: Next!
(Elliot's still in line)
Excited Dear: Oh! I'm all a tingle!
Elliot: Excuse me?
Excited Deer: Sorry. I'm just excited because either one of us could be the leader of (takes deep breath) The Aqua 7 Commandoes!
Elliot: Aqua 7 Commandoes?
Excited Deer: They're the most greatest dear legion in the forest. Ian respects the Aqua 7 Commandoes especially their leader.
Elliot (narrating): After hearing that, I relised how to get respect, by becoming the leader of The Aqua 7 Commandoes. That was the problem I have been having since my childhood, no one ever gave me respect. But if I became leader of the Aqua 7 Commandoes, I would finally get the respect I deserve.
Boskov: Next!
(Elliot is the one who's next)
Elliot: Oh! That's me. I'm next.
(Boskov inspects Elliot. First the antlers, then the eyes, then the teeth, then the feet)
Boskov: Tell me, vhat is your full name dahling?
Elliot: Elliot the 4th. I'm the 4th generation of my family, my great grandpa served as a general for the Deer and Wolf Wars, he trained his armies for-
Boskov: Ok,ok. Thank you dahling. That vill be all.
(Boskov whispers to Deer Specialist #2 about Elliot's rank. Elliot waits.)
Deer Specialist #2: Ve talk it over an ve decided to make you leader of the...(takes deep breath)
(Elliot gets excited since he thinks he will be leader of the Aqua 7 Commandoes)
Deer Specialist #2: Alpha 5 Squadron!
Elliot (shocked): What!?!?!? There must be some mistake! You can't do this to me! I'm a 4th generation for crying out loud!
Deer Specialist #2: Listen dahling, ve don't decide vhose rank is vho...oh vait, ve do, but the point is, you're scrowny, small, veak, and not strong and powerful to lead The Aqua 7 Commandoes. Perfect to lead the Alpha 5 Squadron! Now please move along dahling.
(Elliot calms down and moves along)
Elliot(calm): Ok. Ok. Calm down. Things haven't gone acoording to plan, but don't worry, maybe Alpha 5 Squadron is better.
Excited Deer (off screen): Yes! Aqua 7 Commandoes, here I come!
Elliot: Besides how bad can the Alpha 5 Squadron be?

End of Scene 2. Stay tuned soon for Scene 3.

[Elliot's Girl]

Elliot the fourth? Wow...I just learn something new from him. SWEET! Awesome fanfic Elliotdude, keep it up. It's going great!

[elliotdude]

Here's Scene 3 of Elliot's Academy

(Shot of 5 misfit deer of the Alpha 5 Squadron. They names and description follow: Floyd: ex-leader, Clyde: Wacky, crazy deer with one big eye and one small eye, Monroe: Hippie like deer, Gus: Depressed, Eeyore-like deer, and Lazlo: a scared, jittery, weak deer. Elliot looks at them confused like, then Floyd comes over)

Floyd: How are doin' kid?
Elliot: Umm...fine.
Floyd: What's your name soldier?
Elliot: Elliot the 4th. My friends cal justl me Elliot for short. I was assigned to be your new Alpha 5 Squadron leader. Speaking of which, what happen to last sap who was the leader?
Floyd (angry): That was me. I was the last leader.
Elliot: Oops
(pause)
Floyd (laughing): Hahaha! I'm only kidding with ya son. But in truth I was the last leader of the Alpha 5 Squadron. It's great to meet ya. Oh, by the way my name is Floyd. This is Clyde.
Clyde (crazy, perked, fast talked like): Hey, how is goin? Nice to meet you. I like new friends, especially ones I've already met. (shouting) I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!
Floyd (confused) O...k. Anyway this is Monroe.
Monroe (sleepy like): Hey dude.
Floyd: This is Gus.
Gus (unenthusiastic, depressed like): Hey man.
Floyd: And finally, Lazlo.
Lazlo (scared): AHHHHHH! Get away from me! (Hides behind a bush)
Floyd: And together we are....
(Floyd, Gus, Lazlo, Clyde, and Monroe incite The William Tell Overture and say "Alpha 5 Squadron!")
Elliot (confused): O....k. Well it's nice to meet you all and I promised to be nice to you no matter what the cost.
Floyd: Oh no. That won't be neccessary. You see, here in the Alpha 5 Squadron we respect and obey the leader.
Elliot: Well that's nice of you. But you don't have to do that.
Floyd: Oh, but we love it. I was respected and obeyed by my troops, but now it's your turn.
Elliot: Well there's no need to- get me some pinecones.
Floyd: Clyde, our leader needs pinecones. Chop! Chop!
Clyde: Yes sir! Anything you want, Sir! It will be an honor, Sir! I adore you treating me like-
Floyd: Just go!
(Clyde runs like the speed of light and returns with pinecones)
Elliot: Thanks. (Elliot eats one of the pinecones)
Floyd: What should we do now, master?
Elliot: Well.....how about we go into training now.
Floyd, Monroe, Lazlo, Clyde, and Gus: Ok.
Elliot: Great. Follow me.
(Elliot begins to walk, then turns around and sees Gus, Monroe, and Lazlo trying to stand up)
Elliot: Umm, what are you doing?
Floyd: They're trying to stand up just like you.
Elliot; I don't get it.
Floyd: It's like "Follow the Leader" my amigo. Whatever you do, we do. Ya dig?
Elliot: Yeah.
Floyd: Don't worry about us. We'll meet you up.
(Elliot starts walking)
Floyd (Offscreen): Congrats Lazlo! Ya stood up.
Lazlo (offscreen): (happy) Yes! I stood up! (confused) I stood up? (scared) I STOOD UP! HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!
(Elliot sighs)

Stay tuned soon for scene 4.

[Elliot's Girl]

Hehehehehe, those deers are weird. Anyway, keep it going. This fanfic is really getting my attention quicky than I thought.

[elliotdude]

Here's scene 4

(Sqaudrons, Brigades, etc. stand in a row)

Ian: Welcome to Day 1 of training maggots! Since all of you thought your leader ranks were not real ranks, which they are, I will be assigning your ranks immediately! (To Sam of Deer Brigade 9) General. (To Shaun of The Bravo Squad) Corporal. (To Excited Deer (real name Fred) of the Aqua 7 Commandoes) Brigadier.
Fred: Yes!
Ian: Silence!
Fred: Yes sir.
(Finally Ian inspects Elliot of the Alpha 5 Squadron)
Ian: Private.
Elliot: Private?
Ian: Yes, because it's the lowest of the low. Just...like...you. HA!
Floyd: Hey! You can't talk to our leader like that.
Ian: Oh yes I can. Because I'm have the greatest rank ever: SERGEANT MAJOR OF THE HERD!
Lazlo: AAAAHHHHH! DON'T YELL AT ME! DON'T YELL ATE ME!!!!!!!!!
Floyd: Snap out of it Lazlo. Let me tell you something Ian: you can treat us like dirt, you can step on us like mud, you can kick us around and around till you can't kick us no more, but let me say there's a new leader of the Alpha 5 Squadron in the forest and his name is Elliot the 4th.
(Ian looks at Elliot and Elliot looks at Ian scared and nervously)
Ian: Is that right? Well let me tell YOU something uh, Smelliot. (to himself) Oh that's good. (to Elliot) You're about to take the hardest, wildest, training of your life. And I'll make sure to make your life a living nightmare.
(Ian walks away. Elliot looks scared and nervous)
Floyd: Don't listen to him Elliot, he's says that to everyone. Except for one dear who was terrible and was beaten up until he was dead.
(Elliot faints, passes out, and falls to the ground)
Floyd: Wow. I probably shoudn't have brought that up. (laughs nervously)

End of Scene 4. Stay tuned for Scene 5

[Elliot's Girl]

Dang, that was short! Poor Elliot, even the part where Floyd mention about the last deer getting beat up to death made me scared too. The supsense is killing me!! XDD

Keep it up Elliotdude. I wanna hear more more MORE!!!! X3

[elliotdude]

Here's scene 5:

(All deer are running on 4 legs except for Elliot who's behind and out of breath)

Deer Colonel: Come on 2 Legs. Get on all the 4 legs. Move it! Move it! Move it!
Elliot: But I can't run good on 4 legs. Besides my other friends are doing it.
(Floyd, Lazlo, and Clyde are running on 2 legs. Lazlo falls down)
Lazlo: Ahhhh! I falling and I can't get up. I....I see a light. Move toward the light. Move toward the light? Move toward the light! AHHHHHH! I don't want to die! It's not my time!
(Lazlo runs very fast)
Elliot (to Deer Colonel): See? You can learn a thing or two for him.
Deer Colonel: DON'T EVER TALK BACK TO A SUPERIOR OFFICER!
Elliot (weakly): O.k.
(Elliot gets on 4 legs and runs as fast as Lazlo. Floyd sees Gus and Monroe doing nothing.)
Floyd: Gus? Monroe? What are you doing? We're suppose to do our training.
Monroe: I don't have to listen to the man, man. I can do whatever I feel like. It's armies like this that are ruining the forest, man. We should, like, create a rebellion that can make us do whatever we want. It's something that, like, puts the yin and yang in balance, man.
Floyd (confused): Yeah. All right Gus come on.
Gus: Whay does it matter? None of it matters. We're all just slowly dying. It..it's like after all this... what is it going to prove? That we're as bad as the generals and the evil deer that treat us like crud?
Floyd: You mean Ian?
Gus: Yeah, what's his face.
Floyd: Ok. No help here.
Clyde: This is so much fun. I love running. Running is my favorite thing now. If I married Running and Running married me, I wouuld a son named James. I AM A JEDI!
Floyd: What?
Clyde: Sorry. I don't know what's come over me. I drink this drink that people sometimes throw out of their cars. I think they call it coffee. It's in a plastic cup, comes in a variety of flavors, it's sometimes has a straw. I'm telling you, it's disgusting yet wonderful at the same time. It's like FREEDOM IN A CUP!
Floyd (confused): O.k. Well come on Clyde. I'm pretty sure Lazlo and Elliot made it to the finish line by-- wha?
(Floyd sees Elliot and Lazlo. They raced around the forest and back.)
Elliot (out of breath): Runned....over....50...miles....per hour. Can't breath. Need...a doctor. Or whatever's better.
(Falls down)
Lazlo (out of breath): Anybody get the number on that truck? I'M COMING ELIZABETH!
(Falls down)
Floyd: All right. Come on guys. Let's get them to next training exercise.
Monroe: I don't have to listen to your rules, man!
Gus: Why do we bother, anyway. It's not going to make an accomplishment.
Floyd: Oh brother.

End of Scene 5. Stay tuned soon for Scene 6.

[Elliot's Girl]

LOL!! Marrying running and having a son named James? Hahahahaha that's classic. Poor Elliot, he no like running around in circles X3

Very good job my friend. Keep on working! ^^

[elliotdude]

Here's scene 6 of Elliot's Acdemy

(Montage. Scene 1:Deer are practicing head-butting/attacking with their training dummies made out of tree bark and leaves. The deer do pretty well. Elliot gets his antlers stuck in the dummy, Lazlo is too afraid to go near it, Floyd slams in to it and passes out, and Clyde beats the dummy up crazy like. Scene 2:Deer try to catch fish with mouth. Deer do well. Elliot's gets beat up by fish. Lazlo drowns but he's all right since the water is 3 feet deep. Floyd gets kidnapped by fish. and Clyde just swims on the water so fast, he splits the water in 2. Scene 3:Deer try to climb trees and do well. Elliot tries to climb but fails, Lazlo gets scared that he's high up, lets go of the tree and falls down, Clyde cuts down a tree with his teeth and falls down, and Floyd climbs a tree but is attacked by squirrels. Scene 4: Deer get into camoflage. Elliot eats his disguise, Lazlo hides in a tree, Clyde holds on to a branch, and Floyd hides his head in a beehive and gets sting by bees inside. End of montage. F.YI. Gus and Monroe don't do anything.)

Elliot: What a day.
Floyd: Yeah. Stung by bees, kidnapped by fish, mauled by squirrels, what's next? A horde of deer coming by.
Monroe: Looks like you spoke too soon, man.
(The deer, except Elliot see a herd of deer coming by)
Floyd: Run!
Elliot: What? I'm sorry. I was taking a splinter out of my hoove. You were saying? Where'd you go? (Notices deer) AHHHHH!
(Pitch black)
Giselle: Are you o.k?
(Elliot's eyes open a little)
Giselle: I...I saw you getting trampled by a herd of deer. Can you hear me?
(Elliot's eyes open up and is smitten)
Giselle: Oh! Thank goodness your alive! Are you sure you're o.k?
Elliot: I...I...I..I...I...I...humana, humana, humana, humana. Blingblang. (Thinking) What's wrong with you? This might be your only chance at true love. Pull yourself together man! (Elliot does a backwards flip and then acts cool.) Hey, babe. Yeah I'm alright...since you came. So tell me, is Heaven missing an angel? Cause I'm seeing one, and she's smoking hot!
Giselle (confused): Right. Umm.... my name is Giselle.
Elliot: My name's Elliot. Anyway, your job asking me how I was is good so far. Now all you got to do is stand there and let me look at you. So, are free later on?
Giselle: I think I might have time in my schedule. Ha, Ha, Ha!
I'm only kidding about that schedule part. Sure, I have plenty of time. Why?
Elliot: Oh, well because... maybe...you, me, dinner. Wanna?
Giselle: I guess that could be-
Ian: Giselle! What did I tell you about talking to other male deer?
Giselle: (sighs) To not to.
Ian: Good. Now wait for me. I'll take you out later. O.k.
Giselle: O.k.
(Ian leaves)
Elliot: You're his girlfriend?!?!?
Giselle: Yeah. I'm sorry. It was meeting you Elliot. I got to go.
(Giselle sadly walks away. Elliot watches her walk away.)
Floyd: Well, well, well. Looks like somebody has bitten by the love bug.
Lazlo: Me? Is it me? I don't want to be bitten! First it starts with the bitting, next thing you know, you start getting diseases and itch until you die!
Floyd: Anyway, that girl you were talking to was my sister.
Elliot: Your sister?
Floyd: Yep. The deer fall head over hooves for her. And your one of them.
Clyde: Ha, ha, ha! Elliot and Giselle, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-um.. what comes after N? I NEED A DICTIONARY!
Lazlo: DON'T YELL!
Gus: What is love but just a shattered dream. You think it will great, next thing you know, you're officially sick of her. I use to have a girlfriend, but she left me for a beaver (Cries)
Monroe: That's because she was a beaver, man.
Gus: (cries) SHUT UP!
Floyd: You know, if you want... I can tell you lives.
Elliot: Does she live with you?
Floyd: Yeah. 5 miles away from here. Incidently, you took the fun out of guessing where she lives. Ha, ha, ha! I'm only kidding. I guess blood is thicker than water, huh?
Elliot: Thanks buddy! Look out Giselle, your future husband has arrived.
Floyd: Let's not get too carried away.
Elliot: Sorry.
(End of Scene 6)
Coming soon: Scene 7

[Elliot's Girl]

Oh god that chapter was nuts!! How the heck can you get kidnapped by fish? I understand in the scene in the movie where Boog got beat up by them, but...kidnapped by a fish? That's crazy! XD

Hmmmm....I didn't knew Giselle had a brother. The last part about Elliot saying "Your future husband" thing bug me too much at the end, but hey it's cool I'll live with it.....I think ^^;
Hehehehe, sorry don't ask, but I don't support the Elliot/Giselle thing. They're not my kind of pairing. But the way Elliot mumbles is too cute. Keep it going, this fanfic is going well smoothly X3

[dashnaw]

Rofl, some of those scenes are simply genious Good job